My cell phone just rang. It was upstairs, so I ran up to answer it, even though it was a number I didn't recognize. They hung up as soon as I answered, the forons. (I'd use a stronger word, but Number Two reads my blog.) Since I was upstairs and I wanted a cup of tea, I decided to make one while I waited to see if I actually missed the call and it went to voice mail. While I was making my tea, I started reading Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess.
Big mistake. HUGE. Because now I don't want to stop reading, and it's been at least 15 years since I've read a whole memoir.
But I have to go finish my post for tomorrow at Everybody Needs a Little Romance, and then I have 18 client projects to complete tonight. I know, right? I should totally not be posting here right now.
Or reading for pleasure, no matter how smiley it makes me.
Help!