Friday, January 02, 2009

Funnies

I've been snowed under and haven't even gotten my spreadsheets updated to 2009 yet, never mind prepped my end-of-year post, so stay tuned for that. I know you're all dead curious.

For now, I just want to share my birthday cards, which tend to run to the guffaw rather than the awwwww:

Outside:Happy Birthday to my loving, patient, and devoted wife.

Inside:From the man who's always testing your love, patience, and devotion.


Outside:To me, you're kind of like a six-pack in the back of the fridge.

Inside:You're very COOL, and it's a great feeling just knowing you're there.


Outside:Mom, I don't say it enough, but I really appreciate how you love me and care for me and always put my needs before your own.

Inside:And I want you to know that I think it's just a terrific arrangement.


Outside:If you ever thought too much about all the places in your home your pet has touched with his naked butt, you'd have to move.

Inside:Hope you find a nice place to eat your cake.

2 comments:

vickyb said...

LOL - I especially love the one from your hubby. :)

Hope your birthday was the best ever and that there are many many more to come.

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

Thank you! :)