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I didn't realize my lips are so damned crooked!
Wanna hear something weird?
I took Number Two to a local college's women's soccer game today. Guess who their opponent turned out to be? Never mind, you'll never guess. I'll tell you.
Ohio Wesleyan University!
What do you mean, so what? Haven't you memorized my bio? Sheesh. OWU is my alma mater! The reason I can check "Graduated College" in all those surveys. Anyway, I rooted for them instead of Messiah. They lost, 7-1. Messiah is scary good.
Football tomorrow! Man, I love fall weekends.