I tried to log in to my bank today and they have tightened security so it's no longer my access ID and pin, they ask a security question, too. These rotate and are wide-ranging in choice, not just the usual mother's maiden name, first pet, etc. You can choose favorite musician and name of your elementary school and stuff like that.
So my security question comes up, and I lock myself out of my accounts because I can't remember what I answered.
Ready to laugh heartily at me?
The question was, "What is your dream job?"
I tried Writer. Then Author. I sat there staring at it, thinking, "Did I really say 'I'm living it!'"? I tried writer, lower case. And boom. They brought the hammer down.
That's really embarrassing.